ADVICE TO SINGLE GIRLS!!!!!!! - Swingers forum

Seriously...if the single-guys need hand-holding and telling how to behave in the chatroom (ffs) then i think a little bit of advice for the single ladeeees would not go amiss!!!  

Please don't think I'm a big, stiffy prude - and I know some of what I'm going to say you're going to think Oh Sister Midge do you think we really need telling that?! It's common-sense for fuffins sake!! But we all know - the hormones can kick in and common-sense can go on the floor with ya knickers ! So.. here's goes!

1. Never arrange to meet a guy without seeing him on cam and speaking to him on the phone - at length.
(stop yawning)

2. Do not be afraid or embarrassed of asking another single chicks opinion - especially if she's been there.

3. Buddy up with a single girl you trust, swap numbers. Then you have someone you can contact and keep updated....8pm he's here and he's not a minger... 10pm Going well..... (long gap) 3am 10/10 Score!
7am knickers in handbag, Home safe.

4. Arrange to meet said none-minger in daylight (if poss), in public and don't let alcohol get the better of you or cloud your judgement.

5. Always, always. ALWAYS use a condom. Do not be persuaded by the 'loss of sensitivity'..'it gives me a rash'.. 'I'm too big' (you wish) crap.

6. Keep in control and make sure you hold the cards. Remember your body is a beautiful and precious commodity - don't let just any old div have it in any old way. Get it how you want it and don't be afraid of saying what that is.

7. If it goes wrong, the earth doesn't move, he tried to introduce you to his dog in a very wrongful way - don't sit and feel like crap/rejected/ashamed or regretful - talk to your buddy, put it into perspective and down to experience and have a good laugh at the dog-tongue loving freak. If it's really, really wrong-really, really talk to someone, submit an abuse report if appropriate and seek further advice.

8. If it goes right - talk to your buddy and tell me because I'm a right perv and like to hear the juicy stuff!!!  

Anyone think of anything else???

The girls have got to stick together. It's not a competition. It's safety

Here endeth today's lesson.
You may now open your eyes.


Sister Midgie of Saint Midgefulness.
     

Meanwhile back at sp headquarters, midgie awakes from her terrible dream ..... there there my pretty come and cwtch debs  
Seriously tho' ..... good points there hun xxxxx

Midgie very Good points, I couldn`t have said it better myself.

Our conversation over the meal was good then,although the Wine did flow abit. HIC!    

All very very good points Midgie. Well done hun  

And it got stickied!
 

Thank-you!!
But really if anything else comes to mind...

Morning - not quite awake yet  

Always tell someone where you are going too and make sure you have an escape plan if things don't work out or get a bit uncomfortable (ie. enough cash for a taxi, enough credit on your phone, enough battery too!).

Always meet in a public place & somewhere familiar so you have your bearings as well.

Being a single fem meeting a couple, it's important (well I think it is) to discuss what you both want before gettin down to it - often it ends up that the single fem is fulfilling the couple's fantasy & not their own as well!

Just my two bobs worth...

 

Bang on Funkchick.
Thank- you.

XXXX

I`m happy to be any womans sextoy   


As long as I can get sum shirts ironed  



  

We agree with you midgee, Eve would neva have the courage or confidence to get down and dirty without having 'vetted' the lucky recipient 'fully'. Ground rules are 'sexily' discussed over the phone. We have a regular meet who is no longer on the site - he is now a friend but she would still not meet him on her own and we have met him 5 times! We have been approached by some straaaaaaaaaaaaange peeps on here. Stay safe ladies, listen to Midgie and 'popsy' Bazza xx.

Yeah I agree

this is a very oldfashioned view of things - it seems to me. Not that warnings are superfluous at any time. But: Reality is very sad. It is depressing and empty. Our lives are basically void of exciting events. SO: IF there is any odd way of getting any kind of suspense and thrill - forget these rules. Made by boring people for boring the rest of the non-boring people. Life is a risk at any time. There is no way to put a nice face to it. Life is a risk and at the end there is a real end. I am far from teaching - but if there is so much taught and hidden under remnants of humour, then face the truth. Life is a zero-point-game. You make a zero point bore out of it. Think it over and do not feel in the defensive

very sensible advice and all true!! xx