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Funkymaster, Funkydiva icon_razz.gif and Northy check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room.

The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person.

Now each pervert paid £10 and got back £1. So they paid £9 each, totaling £27. The bellboy has £2, totaling £29. Where is the missing £1?

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I know I know I know!

But then again I am an accountant.... bounce.gif
 

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I can see the pound in that pic MWM it`s between Jan`s fruppneys.rotflmao.gifrotflmao.gifrotflmao.gifrotflmao.gif
 

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northlondon12 wrote:

I can see the pound in that pic MWM it`s between Jan`s fruppneys.rotflmao.gifrotflmao.gifrotflmao.gifrotflmao.gif



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oliviak wrote:

I know I know I know!

But then again I am an accountant.... bounce.gif



Don't believe you. Accountants are boring. And my one, as nice as he is, doesn't have your assets (accountancy joke there!!)

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northlondon12 wrote:

I can see the pound in that pic MWM it`s between Jan`s fruppneys.rotflmao.gifrotflmao.gifrotflmao.gifrotflmao.gif



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mwm69 wrote:

oliviak wrote:

I know I know I know!

But then again I am an accountant.... bounce.gif



Don't believe you. Accountants are boring. And my one, as nice as he is, doesn't have your assets (accountancy joke there!!)

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Assets??? Please explain... as I am a boring accountant I don't understand metaphors....
 

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oliviak wrote:

Assets??? Please explain... as I am a boring accountant I don't understand metaphors....



Any item of economic value owned by an individual or corporation, especially that which could be converted to cash.

Doh!

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Oh and here I was thinkin you were talking about my boobs...DUH! giggle.gif
 

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I'm lovin the fact that within 2 posts of the original, we're on the subject of boobs.....

The other great thing is that no one cares....

BTW, MWM - your explanation of assets was lol funny!! icon_biggrin.gif

Asset: Items of ownership convertible into cash, the total resources of a person or business, as cash, notes and accounts receivable, securities, inventories, goodwill, fixtures, machinery, or property. As apposed to liabilities which are moneys owed, debts or pecuniary obligations.

Which all allows us to answer the question about that missing £1... I have no idea...
 

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when's master coming back funks huni?
 

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dr_dave wrote:

I'm lovin the fact that within 2 posts of the original, we're on the subject of boobs.....

The other great thing is that no one cares....

BTW, MWM - your explanation of assets was lol funny!! icon_biggrin.gif

Asset: Items of ownership convertible into cash, the total resources of a person or business, as cash, notes and accounts receivable, securities, inventories, goodwill, fixtures, machinery, or property. As apposed to liabilities which are moneys owed, debts or pecuniary obligations.

Which all allows us to answer the question about that missing £1... I have no idea...



Dr Dave.. Ihave no cash, business, notes, accounts receivable, securities, inventories, goodwill, fixtures, machinery or property. But I DO have lots of shoes (property?) and a rabbit (machinery??) does that count???? crazy.gifcrazy.gifcrazy.gif
 

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oliviak wrote:



Dr Dave.. Ihave no cash, business, notes, accounts receivable, securities, inventories, goodwill, fixtures, machinery or property. But I DO have lots of shoes (property?) and a rabbit (machinery??) does that count???? crazy.gifcrazy.gifcrazy.gif



Yea they do Oli icon_smile.gif....

So rabbits, tell me more notes.gif.... I love rabbits, especially the beads, and tickler.. icon_smile.gif bounce.gifbounce.gif

Aye Carumba..... phwoar.gif
 
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