Hey peeps,

As i am a bit of a tart (with a heart) and i am known for being a bit of a flirt i thought i would make it offical in 2006 and put my first post here ......... eeeerrrmmmmmm but i'm not sure what to put ??

Oh well, i had better get back in the chat room and use my charm.

Anybody got any good ideas for me on how to flirt well ?

Answers on a postcard to ........

The 1st one picked out wins a night out on the town of your choice with a slap up fish and chip supper or maybe a visit to Mrs Miggins pie shop - and who said romance was dead in the north ? ................

The 2nd one picked out gets 2 nights out with me !!! lol xxxxxx

After a OVERWHELMING response we have finally picked a winner from our buldging postbag !!

1st place went to Babara Cartland, who is so old that when she farts she farts dust !! and she is unfortunately dead now anyway ( well the offical enterance start date was 1906 !! )

But the good news is that Mrs Fordy was 2nd out of the bag so the pies are on fun Mrs F babe - and ok, you can have a beef and onion, trust you to have such expensive taste tho - cuh !!!!

The new competition starts as of today so don't be shy, there is a mystery prize for the winner this time tho...... just don't ask Micheal Barrymore what happened to the contents of his swimming pool tho ok !! lol xxxxx

Hey Fordy if you think you are cheap - Can you please bring a packed lunch when we finally meet? This will allow us to upgrade from cheap Czech beer to cheap Belgium beer!! 2 or 3 bottles should do for the 4 of us!!!...pmsl

[quote user=meli]we think you should %^(*&^ or maybe %((*&^(* if that dosn`t work i dont no what will [/QUOTE

Well Meli ...... if that is the best offer i am gonna get after flirting on this board for the last 3 mths ....... i'll take it !!!! lol xxxxx.... although i have had a few offers from here ..... hehe xxxxxxx

OHHHHHHHHHH ,slow Tallulah , but can anybody tell me who won the pie ?, I know it can't have been Barbara cartland , because she is purely fiction . well jeezzzzzz I hope she is ..., don't tell me she's the secret hostess of next fridays party. ? CUM on guys , play fair

Welllllll personally I prefer cream pies (I just had to lower the tone didn't I)

roflmao ian n kel :clap: